“Italy and Germany have a new BFF: Japan. After a ‘getting acquainted’ soak in the hot springs, Japan shows the guys his value by… Actually, he doesn’t really do much. But he seems very polite.”

“Japan, Germany and Italy roast marshmallows on the beach. The three guys may feel like the night belongs to them, but they are far from alone. Actually, marshmallows sound pretty good right now. BRB.”

“France is devastated upon learning he wasn’t invited to the second meeting of the Allies, and as he reflects on the–I’m sorry, can you excuse me for a second? It seems chibi Italy is wearing Hungary’s dress.”

“The Allied assault on the Axis begins! And ends! And then it begins again! And ends again! What’s with all the false starts and sudden stops?”

“The Allies get their hands on a valuable source of information that could reveal the inner workings of the Axis gang: Germany’s diary. And it’s all about Italy. Seriously, like every page.”

“Germany and Italy spend a beautiful night by the campfire, and when a shooting star flashes trough the sky, Germany makes a wish. Actually, he makes a lot of wishes. And they’re all about Italy.”

Whoever writes these summaries and gets paid for it… Let me marry you.